My baby eats like a dog!

Going along with the theme of laughing at people, there was a family of two sisters, each with their children - one about twelve and one about..oh let's say, one - sitting on the couch.
While two of them were eating their pancakes and omelettes, the mother of the small child kept him entertained. She gave him a little piece of food and instantly everyone at the table howled in laughter. The mom said something like, "He looks like a dog!"
The mom! She said that!
And everyone kept laughing!
She says the kid resembles a dog, and he just keeps smiling!

Minutes earlier, I was asking the twelve-year-old if he wanted two pancakes or three, to which he replied three, and I said, "Yeah you want three!" His aunt said, "Need you even ask?" And we laughed.
Adolescent boy then proceeds to sulk, aunt says, "Oh, c'mon honey, you're a growing boy!" Boy continues to shrink back and stare at the floor.

See the difference? You can say whatever you want to a baby, and as long as you're laughing or smiling you're loved by the little guy forever!

But always remember that rule only applies to babies.