I spoke with my Mom on the phone this evening and told her I have a date tomorrow night. She asked what we would be doing and I said, "Well he asked me to dinner, so...."
"Well make sure you go somewhere that has lots of vegetables."
"Oh, yes, Mom. Of course I am going to eat lots of vegetables."
"And don't drink too much. Does he work?"
"Yes, Mom, he works.(sarcastically:)Actually no, Mom...he's on welfare. I'm paying for everything."
"How old is he?"
"I think about thirty?"
"Okay, so he's not an old fogey or anything."
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